The Seventh of May Retaliation is on the way A guerrilla action of gnome-like warriors When you hear "BONSAI" it's too late to start the weed wacker keep that crazy Chaplain behind the wooden gate Remember the fate of Buck and Becky JIHAD!! Bamboo Ackbar!!
This was sent to me as a warning. . . . on the 7th of May!
On the 10th, Mothers Day, a bouquet of freshly plucked Bamboo was carried by a young ninja warrior back to the other side of the great bamboo wall.
Totals of Bamboo Attackers slaughtered in action to date - plucked from the battlefield!